The act of a man touching his genitals and/or having his genitals touched while in Cold or Icy weather.
Guy - ''I heard the Freeze Pop originated from Alaskan Eskimos who used to gather together in their igloos, and jerk one another off with lube produced from snowflakes and whale tears.''
Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
by VocalWallflower August 19, 2009
(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)
Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...
Jane: Are we gonna order food now?
Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...
Jane: Are we gonna order food now?
Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
by AlanizWins July 29, 2009
by Dys-functional February 12, 2005
The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."
by goovleman February 12, 2012
freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"
by purplemonkeybawls May 19, 2009
First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."
by fruityrudy December 06, 2014
A south pole freeze pop is when you jack off and cum in a ice cub tray put tooth picks in the the center put in in the freezer and the next day have a freeze pop
by Reibear September 12, 2010