Freckstache 

An unfortunate condition where the freckles of the upper lip have the appearence of a mustache.

Upon returning from her cruise she thought she had grown a mustache, after waxing she realized she in fact had a "Freckstache".

Freckstache by TheGreenHornet July 3, 2012

Fuckstache 

When an individual trims his pubic hair in the shape of a mustache.

So I heard Andrew trimmed himself a fuckstache yesterday. Badass.

Fuckstache by FacelessPuppets May 6, 2011

frecklestache 

A series of freckles on the upper lip that forms a mustache. Common among overly tanned women.

Check out that chick's frecklestache!

frecklestache by usedbysomeoneelse June 5, 2009

Fuckstache 

When a guy with a fierce 5:00 shadow engages in a sexual situation with a woman where he has pationately kissed her lips for such a period of time that his scruffy mustache has unknowingly given the female an extremely tender crusty abrasion or pink strawberry on her upper lip, hence the term fuckstache.

"Looks like someone came home with a fuckstache!"

"Ewww girl that fuckstache looks like a bleeder.."

"Don't kiss me! My fuckstache is super tender!"

Fuckstache by Fashtastic Me January 19, 2014

Fuckstache 

Of or pertaining to the styling of ridiculous, filthy and generally inappropriate facial lip hair...See, any one of America's fine motorcyle cops.

"Hey James, when are you going to shave off that ticklin' fuckstache?"

Fuckstache by Karch December 25, 2003