Fraumance

Just like a bromance, yo.

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two women. The women in question do not have to be straight, but they must not be in physical relationship.

Meg: Have a bicycle. I knitted a cozy for it.

Serina: That is some full-on fraumance. You rock.

by sopirate July 14, 2010

Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014

Fragrance man

A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him

"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"

by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021

Fromance

n., pron. froh-mans: A friendship/romance with a member of the opposite sex, most readily defined by a) its comfort, consistency, and ease, b) its ability to inspire "but what if..." thoughts, and c) its lack of sex.

Aww Steve and Rachael make such a cute couple. Oh their not a couple there just in a fromance

by MsBleu 21 March 10, 2011

fauxmance

When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.

Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.

by lofosho10 November 11, 2007

Fragrance freeloader

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out

Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader

by Daisy King August 1, 2010

fauxmance

A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.

Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)

by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010