Fratchelor

A twist off the reality show 'The Bachelor' in which the bachelor is a jacked, tan, hung like a horse, and obviously facey frat-star who can take tequila to the dome (always from the bottle) and wheel biddies as he pleases. The ladies each compete to receive a roofie at the end of each episode. They all dream of getting to one day walk of shame home out of the fratstar's room after the season finale

-"Hey Dan...did you see this week's episode of The Fratchelor?"

-"Yeah...that Alpha Mark sure made those g.d.i. biddies wear it so hard. I wish I had game like him and wasn't a no-game inbred giraffe of a man."

by k-hole murphball July 15, 2010

fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.

Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"

by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009

fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.

Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!

by 520668 January 10, 2009

Ratchelor

Something that a bachelor does, that is ratchet.

The paper towel holder is really ratchelor.

by Ferency July 18, 2016

fratcher

to describe something in the extreme,always used following an adjective.

When looking up at the mansions from our car window, my friend Betty remarked "Money fratcher!"

by Nellie January 18, 2004

FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.

Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!

by PoundForThought July 18, 2011

fartchelorette

A bachelorette-type party where performers are paid to fart for the guests.

“Wow that woman performing at the fartchelorette party was sick! Like, seriously, those rank.”

by RankPussQueen420 July 28, 2024