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Franny fan 

Fine ass cougar lady who don’t mind showing a young buck like C**Y what dat mouth do just cause he’s a good man and really wouldn’t mind her being apart of his experiences cause you know he know you know u wouldn’t mind a little appreciation from someone who just wanna see you smile 💁🥴❤️
Cory sure would really appreciate some franny fan love cause he always has good intentions and wants to see her smile
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Franny fan by Gdodgdod July 15, 2024
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A fan for your butt.
The bleachers were hot, so Sally used a fanny fan to keep her butt cool.
fanny fan by Nolan Ryan Jr. May 1, 2011

Fanny Fanny 

1. The two chix in a threesome with a Lucky Pierre.
2. A lesbian couple.
3. A lesbian encounter.
4. A lesbian or bisexual female.
1. Bill got some Fanny Fanny last night; a pornstar in the making, he is!
2. Liz & Mary are Fanny Fanny now—so hot!
3. Sonia & Erika had a Fanny Fanny last night; those chix were probably wetter than a bath!
4. “Oh! Gone Fanny Fanny, have you!?!” “Yes, I’m Fanny Fanny now and I quite like it, thanks for asking.”

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

Fanny stick 

1. Tampon

2. Cotton stick to absorb vaginal secretions

3. Soaks up the contents of your womb bag
Kate: Hey Nicole, do you have a spare fanny stick? My va-jay-jay is leaking again.

Nicole: Yeah sure, heres one. It's ultra lite. Don't you just love fanny sticks.

Kelly: Rofl, it's like the Niagra falls down there!
Fanny stick by fannystickcreators October 16, 2009

Flamingo fanny 

A word that one of my mates came up with in a boring maths lesson.
A: omg ur such a flamingo fanny
Flamingo fanny by Abi F January 3, 2020