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Frankenstank

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.
Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!
by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009
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Frankenstank

A fantasy football league style created by the guys from the Toilets to Titles Podcasts Network that is unlike any other league.
I stole Josh Allen in the Frankenstank league.
by Toilets to Titles December 1, 2022
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frankenwank

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent
1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....
by Rick Walford April 15, 2007
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Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.
by SOAK666 September 24, 2013
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frankenskank

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.
Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.
by jjeeffff August 14, 2007
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Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.
"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"
by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009
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Frankenstack

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.
Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.
by Randy P December 16, 2005
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