Frankenstank 

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.

Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!

Frankenstank by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

Frankenstank 

A fantasy football league style created by the guys from the Toilets to Titles Podcasts Network that is unlike any other league.

I stole Josh Allen in the Frankenstank league.

Frankenstank by Toilets to Titles December 1, 2022

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

Anal Frankenstine by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

frankenskank 

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.

Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.

frankenskank by jjeeffff August 14, 2007

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

Frankenstoner by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

Frankenstack 

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.

Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.

Frankenstack by Randy P December 16, 2005