Frankenstack

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.

Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.

by Randy P December 16, 2005

frankenskank

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.

Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.

by jjeeffff August 14, 2007

Frankenstank

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.

Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!

by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

Frankenjackson

A large African-American retard.

Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson

by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.

Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?

by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

frankenjackson

See: Overweight, Fat, Whale, Huge Bitch

Mat Freid is often mistaken for a frankenjackson.

by Derek Brusin February 28, 2005

Frankenstrokem

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...

“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019