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frankenskank 

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.
Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.
frankenskank by jjeeffff August 14, 2007

Frankenstank 

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.
Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!
Frankenstank by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

Frankenjackson 

A large African-American retard.
Riddick Bowe sure is a Frankenjackson
Frankenjackson by Mike-a-loeb December 18, 2004

frankenpack

The end-result of the consolidation of several friends' different brands of cigarettes into one pack. Usually accomplished through trading, bartering or whoring.
Would you like a Pall-Mall, a Camel or a Newport out of my frankenpack?
frankenpack by SteveDaveT July 8, 2005

frankenjackson 

See: Overweight, Fat, Whale, Huge Bitch
Mat Freid is often mistaken for a frankenjackson.
frankenjackson by Derek Brusin February 28, 2005

Frankenstrokem 

When you glue one bolt on each side of your dick, then you tase your dick with a taser, and while it’s being tased you stroke your dick so you get a electrifying result...
“It’s Halloween so a Frankenstrokem session is in order my dude”
Frankenstrokem by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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