frankengoof

someone who is very elite, at what they do

wow, your a real frankengoof

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

frankenfoot

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.

(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.

by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenpoo

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!

Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.

by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009

frankenboo

An ugly boy/girlfriend.

Susie's boyfriend is a frankenboo

by l.o.l September 22, 2008

frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

by dpms August 11, 2005

frankenfoods

Genetically modified crops, done so for the purpose of increasing overall yield, resistance to pests, and other reasons. Been around for awhile, yet nobody has grown an extra head or suffered cancers associated with it.

Frankenfood is a scare term used by European agricultural interests trying to take trade share from US growers; and also used by ignorant folks using it as a lame excuse for yet more yankbashing.

by Zonie Yank February 16, 2005

frankenboobs

Breasts that have been augmented with breast implants, esp. those that have obvious scars.

Dude, her face is hot, but I don't dig teh frankenboobs.

by C. S. July 19, 2005