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Francesco 

Francesco is the name of a Intelligent, honest, funny, caring, charismatic, loveable Italian guy who also happens to be an attractive badass. He loves to cook and can whip up any dish he desires. You can talk to him about anything, no matter how weird or serious the topic; nothings off limits, and the only thing that you can expect to change is how much stronger your bond gets. Regardless of the thousands of miles distance between the two of you and him, he somehow is able to gauge all of your emotions and tell if something is off .

This badass boy has tons of high goals set for himself that he is most definitely capable of achieving (!) He just needs to stay positive, believe in himself more and do his best to worry less.

Sometimes he can be really hard on himself; so just remind him to be at ease and tell him to find the joy and happiness in the things around him; until the day comes where he is able to conquer the his dreams with the world.

This man deserves the best, and only the best because he is the best.

His badass self might also have a soft spot for cute things. Especially the capybara and maybe you too
Look at that Capybara eating peanuts

Lol that's actually just Francesco
Francesco by nbxo July 12, 2018

Francesco 

Francesco, more commonly referred to as "Fran", are inexplicably perfect people. As most Francescos originate from Italy, one might even describe them as being 'perfetto'. Sure, having a Fran for a friend is cool, but having a Fran for a best friend and a boyfriend is the coolest thing that will ever happen to you. Living far away from your Fran is near impossible, yet the sheer pleasure of being reunited with their flawless selves makes it all worth it. It can be hard to tell a Fran how much you love them, not because you're worried about what they'll say, but simply because there are no words to describe the extent of your love to them. However this is ok as they feel the same way, and will therefore understand. If you're someone lucky enough to have a soulmate named Francesco, don't muck it up. Always cuddle them and let them know how truly special and appreciated they are. Being the devilishly handsome, astonishingly intelligent and unfathomably funny people that they are, Frans can make you as happy as the kitty in the following gif for all eternity...
"Aw man. How can someone be THAT perfect!?"
"What can I say... he's a Francesco!"
Francesco by MaddyGalileo June 9, 2020

Francestown 

A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.

Francesco 

A very very sexy man from Italian decent . Great personality, very athletic and smart, all the girls love him!
I wish I was Francesco, he gets all the ladies.
Francesco by cesco13 April 23, 2011

francesturbation 

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way
When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.
francesturbation by captainpun July 28, 2011

Dirty Francesco 

Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow
I have to go buy another pillow because I made mine the "Dirty Francesco" and it no longer works
Dirty Francesco by The useless pillow September 3, 2021
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