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1. A Bush crony needed to mop up the national embarrassment katrina disaster to provide the American public with a one sided investigation that will undoubtedly neglect the truth and bad publicity.

2. The act of appointing a reliable crony to cover up embarrassments of an irresponsible appointed crony.
1. Frances Townsend's investigation will prove George Bush does care about black people.

2. I was so scared I just about Frances Townsend my pants.
by Emmanuel_Goldstein September 20, 2005
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