A Franbasca is a Wild animal, they’re extremely rare. You can recognize one by their peculiar smell of mold/shit/cake/sweat/flowers/shit/sweat/shit
(The smell changes depending on the Franbasca’s mood )
Everyone loves them!1!1!1!! Everyone would love to be one!! Because they’re amazing and literally stunning, they’re simply perfect: who wouldn’t love to smell like shit????!?!

They’re friends with everyone. They have wonderful blu/sweat/green/shit/grey eyes. Their mother tongue is definitely LATIN.
They’re usually best friends with BIBIMERYS.
They are super sporty and always fit. They will love you unconditionally. They give Great advice too. Franbascas can also be aggressive: when someone steals their food !! they could choke you with a warm hug or lick you all over the face, isn’t that Great???!?!?

THEREFORE, if somebody is beautiful, smart, thick as fuck, has gorgeous hair, is the best singer you know, is basically FLAWLESS,

THEY’RE A FREAKING FRANBASCA!!!1!1!1!!1

That man just saved the world, he’s such a Franbasca!!

franbasca by Bibimeri June 3, 2020

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