A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))

Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF

ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.

Ashley Frangipane by iHalseySfan FOLLOW ME ON IG January 31, 2020

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Frangipane

Thick spunk with the slight aroma of almonds. Usually with a yellow tint.

Boy1: Dude! I think I just Frangipaned your mom.

Wifey: Darren, do you smell almonds?
Darren: Don’t worry wifey, when I blew my load on your tits earlier I noticed I had a bit of a frangipane leak.
Wifey: Oh again? You really should get that looked at.

Frangipane by NeverDiscloseSoubriquet November 19, 2011

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michael fragnito

the ugliest mother fucker ever to be born on this god damn fucking planet. after tasting his own stomach milk he was announced as the cum-lord of casa roble fundamental high school and plus he likes men. Nobody likes him and everyone thinks that he should die in a fucking hole.legend has it that when he was three his parents tried to get an abortion but were unsuccessful do to his sheer and vast amounts of autism. his levels of autism trumps Tim sauwusch by far, and his job at McDonald shows his truly gay side.

hey buddy, we're gonna go hunting for some Michael fragnitos wanna come:

please NEVER raise your kids to be a fragnito

michael fragnito by fagnegro October 22, 2019

fratnip

A girl that makes frat boys crazy. Similar to catnip for frat boys.

My little, Brittney, is total fratnip.

fratnip by CaraJ April 26, 2010

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frannipack

Word translated from German. A frannipack is german slang for puppy. Very common word in Munich, Germany.
~Also some model girl's instagram handle.....

MARK!! A frannipack!!! It must be less than a week old! How cute!

frannipack by honeydrop May 6, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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