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April Foooos 

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008
Related Words
What your friends say when life fucked you over. Mixture of Foo and Oof.
Person 1: “Oh man, I literally just crashed my car!”
Person 2: “FOOOOF”
FOOOOF by RobloxAdmin November 23, 2017
'Fear of missing out on money' Acronym. Also see FOMO.

A form of social anxiety — a compulsive concern that one might miss an opportunity to make money or invest in a profitable enterprise.

Condition common among people who engage in such acts as gambling, drug dealing, as well as other people who love life.
'FOMOOM in full affect.. For fucks sake man turn off your phone and get some sleep, you look like shit'
'Catch some zzzzz'z?.. Nigger please'
FOMOOM by chachinggg May 1, 2014
The word you use to replace "drugs" so people aren't suspicious of your texts.
You: "How much for some foood?"
Drug dealer: "$12.50 a gram."
foood by OminousOwl November 24, 2017
A vehement expression indicating excitement at the prospect of either the promise or arrival of food.
fooood by Dolph M September 9, 2006
When people who are either, drunk, dumb, on drugs, or who are not educated Do not know the correct term for a spoon-fork, which is called a spork not a fopoon
Oy mate could ya pass me that fopoon
I can't eat this watermelon with a fork, I need a fopoon