The most awful audio bitchslapone can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!