Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*
The chug national foundation what you call it and donate your seamen redneck so they can drink it a concert held by Kenny Chesney and Blake Shelton Brad Paisley
The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.
Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned onthe cream fountain for a drink, dude
Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.