Fortunaut

A term referring to well-off space tourists like Jeff Bezos and Sir Richard Branson. Someone who travelled to space not because of their qualifications, but because of their wealth.

The term is a reference to space terminology for astronauts (spacefarers from US & Europe), cosmonauts (spacefarers from Russia and the former Soviet Union) and taikonauts (spacefarers from China) as well as the term "fortune", meaning wealth.

Jeff Bezos is not an astronaut, he's a fortunaut.

by Gideon327 September 9, 2022

bitch-fortunate

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."

Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

by Monique Lester July 4, 2014

fortnut

When you fortnite so good you gotta bust a quick nut

Dude I sniped that man so good i just about had a fortnut

by epicbagelearth February 1, 2018

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"

Wow, that guy is such a fortunate son

by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.

When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background

by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

fortnut

The act of nutting to fortnite default skins. Typically undertaken by 11 year olds and 43 year old virgins.

I'm about to fortnut this default's whole career.

by AlphaKennebody August 13, 2019

10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”

Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.

by YahBoiGarry July 6, 2019