Fortunati
Fortunati by Andrew Fortunati December 3, 2003
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Ellie Fortunati
The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with
Ellie Fortunati by EllieF February 5, 2022
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bitch-fortunate
Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
bitch-fortunate by Monique Lester July 4, 2014
fortunate son
A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014
Fortunate Son
Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018
fortniting
fortniting by Ello am a Yijie June 2, 2018
Frotulation
Froh-tu-lay-shuhn
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
–noun
1. Mutual stimulation or massage of ego, frequently used by self-important upper management types, esp. in meetings.
Done correctly, if frenzied ego stroking is performed, frotulation may almost lead to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.
Frequently exacerbated by over stimulated creativity of the participants, esp. Advertising, Media, Hollywood movie industry meetings.
—Related forms
Frotulate - Verb
Frotulational - adjective
Frotulatory
"Steve, what happened in your first Sales Meeting, how did it go?"
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."
"Very tiring, thanks so much for asking! There were three or four of the managers indulging in massive frotulation - a lot of love in the room."
Frotulation by KeithMyArthe March 8, 2008
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