Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
by novelty16 May 5, 2018
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When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
I have a pretty busy day tomorrow so I’m just gonna Jeff Bezos it a little tonight.
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Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator
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Jeff who?
Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"
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An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.
Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.
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An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.
“bro look at this
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos
wtf did you just say?”
by annamarie123 February 21, 2019
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