1 definition by Cage Forrester
FORREY <for-ee> n. 1. a Caucasian/Caucasoid inhabiting rural or small city environment that pursues mind-numbing menial tasks which produce little or no effect on society and achieve little or no great personal success or happiness. A Forrey tends to accept life as it is, take no risks and focus its efforts on 'getting by.'
Rare exceptions to this are the Asian, or Mongoloid, Forreys which are generally adopted into a Forrey clan, though one case has shown that marriage to an Asian can produce a half-Asian Forrey. The Asian genetic strain in a half-Asian can hold enough ambition for an Asian Forrey (AF) to break out from the the Forrey lifestyle, but often requires a necessary dropping of Forrey from its title and description. Ambition and life can be furthered in half-AFs by then marrying another Asian.
AFs by adoption have shown no known symptoms of being a Forrey.
note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.
FORREY <for-ee> v. to make a thing boring, menial, or mildly uninteresting. note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.
Rare exceptions to this are the Asian, or Mongoloid, Forreys which are generally adopted into a Forrey clan, though one case has shown that marriage to an Asian can produce a half-Asian Forrey. The Asian genetic strain in a half-Asian can hold enough ambition for an Asian Forrey (AF) to break out from the the Forrey lifestyle, but often requires a necessary dropping of Forrey from its title and description. Ambition and life can be furthered in half-AFs by then marrying another Asian.
AFs by adoption have shown no known symptoms of being a Forrey.
note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.
FORREY <for-ee> v. to make a thing boring, menial, or mildly uninteresting. note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.
FORREY n. 1. example
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who? Oh, him. He's such a boring person.
John - what a Forrey.
AF Inversion: example
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who, Lee? You don't know Lee? Man, he's the shit!
John - Sweet, a Forrey
FORREY v. 1. example
Friend 1 - Tom, stop it, you're just making it boring.
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, don't Forrey it.
AF Inversion
Friend 1 - Tom, you're totally rocking this party
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, Forrey the fuck out of this place!
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who? Oh, him. He's such a boring person.
John - what a Forrey.
AF Inversion: example
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who, Lee? You don't know Lee? Man, he's the shit!
John - Sweet, a Forrey
FORREY v. 1. example
Friend 1 - Tom, stop it, you're just making it boring.
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, don't Forrey it.
AF Inversion
Friend 1 - Tom, you're totally rocking this party
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, Forrey the fuck out of this place!
by Cage Forrester February 3, 2011