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a spoon-shaped eating utensil with short tines at the tip.
why are u eatingwith a forpoon?
Forpoon by theduck123 August 15, 2019
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forlooning 

Forlooning is an extension of Docking. Where a couple that is engaged in Docking start to urinate.

This would cause the forskin to balloon, hence the word
For(eskin)(bal)loon
Timmy and Tarquin were enjoying a spot of Docking and wanted to take it one step further. Ensuring that there was adequate floor covering they started forlooning. It was a fantastic wet mess of cum and pee.
forlooning by Anon_Anon September 6, 2007
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While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
When people who are either, drunk, dumb, on drugs, or who are not educated Do not know the correct term for a spoon-fork, which is called a spork not a fopoon
Oy mate could ya pass me that fopoon
I can't eat this watermelon with a fork, I need a fopoon
Farpoon: far-pussy
Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
farpoon by Icreatedfarpoon December 1, 2014
Yo Bryce can you pass the fopoon Deeg I can't eat this watermelon with a fork or spoon.
Fopoon by Tackto January 22, 2019

Quest For Poon 

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams
John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.
Quest For Poon by Timmy097 July 24, 2006
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