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forlooning 

Forlooning is an extension of Docking. Where a couple that is engaged in Docking start to urinate.

This would cause the forskin to balloon, hence the word
For(eskin)(bal)loon
Timmy and Tarquin were enjoying a spot of Docking and wanted to take it one step further. Ensuring that there was adequate floor covering they started forlooning. It was a fantastic wet mess of cum and pee.
forlooning by Anon_Anon September 6, 2007
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frooning 

The act of spooning with a friend.
Person 1: "I heard you stayed at Sophie's last night. Anything happen?"

Person 2: "Nah, man. It was just some harmless frooning."

Person 1: "Friendzoned?"

Person 2: "Yep!"
frooning by matrimla February 9, 2013
The feeling between two people when they both know they are going to have sex at some point in the future.
Sally and Jane left the bar together with a sense of forboning.
Forboning by KafkaDreams May 9, 2020

Fallooning 

The act of pulling out before ejaculation, and proceeding to masturbate, then ejaculating.
I'd rather be Fallooning.
Fallooning by Charbs January 22, 2009

Forloining 

The act of being in a muddy pig pen naked, chilling with pigs, all of which being covered in mud.
I just got done Forloining with a bunch of pigs down at Forloin Farms
Forloining by Definitelynotkale June 29, 2022

Forborning 

The act of being bored on the phone and being the only one talking.
Forborning by dandaniiiii August 16, 2011

frooning out 

when a woman goes bonkers and starts filling her face with piercings, dying her hair ridiculous colors and cutting it in awful styles, and generally becomes a hideous ghoul after previously being a potentially pretty woman.
person 1: what the hell happened to jessica? she used to be gorgeous!
person 2: she started frooning out after she got dumped by eric and went off to college.
frooning out by Societyliver January 23, 2024
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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