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The percentage of people who know that you can come up with statistics to prove anything.
Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see.
Forfty by Unfortunately Enough... February 3, 2021
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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

Forty-Line Stare

The infamous moment in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in which Remus Lupin and Sirius Black hold each other's gazes for a length of approximately forty lines. Used frequently as evidence by Remus/Sirus shippers.
A: Remus/Sirus is so canon!
B: No it's not!
A: Yeah, it is! Check out the Forty-Line Stare in OotP!
Forty-Line Stare by dyehigh13 November 15, 2007

Edward Fortyhands 

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
Edward Fortyhands by Liz T. January 3, 2007
A declaration that you have messed up and are in over your head. Coined by overweight producer Randall Emmett Who is known as Harvey Weinstein light.

You know the vibes
Person 1: I want the money you owe me.

Person 2: I'm sorry Fofty I don't have it.

Person 3: Fuck that I want my money Monday is coming you know the vibe.
fofty by Streaze April 29, 2019
The best youtuber all time, often viewers are mind blown by the amazing content he creates. Those who watch his content are elevated to a new dimensional plane. Some say the word is associated with the Warhammer 40K universe, other say it relates to wisdom, intellect, and strength. In any case, Forty-K's content is astounding and enthralling, this is mirrored by his fans enjoyment & his constantly returning viewers.
Yo how's it hanging Forty-K, aren't u that YouTuber guy
Forty-K: Wallahi my brudda, yup thats me
Forty-K by Forty-K January 31, 2023
Someone you owe a million dollars to on a Monday
"My ho fucked up on the gram and now i gotta pay Fofty the million he lent me over the last 6 years."

"I said I'm sorry Fofty"
Fofty by FoftyQueen April 28, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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