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Forest High School 

the whitest school in ocala, fl. home of the wildcats (aka the pussies) but hey at least the have lacross
"that girl is such a preppy bitch!", "oh she probably goes to Forest High School", "i bet she's on the girls golf team"
Forest High School by mushrooms<_> October 27, 2019
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Oak Park & River Forest High School

1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.

2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.

3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college

OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School

New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.

OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..

Jefferson Forest High School 

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.

Oak Park and River Forest High School 

a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"
Damn I gotta meet my dealer down at Oak Park and River Forest High School

OPRF! Go Huskies!

Oak Park River Forest High School

Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0

Oak Park and River Forest High School 

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t
College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...

Jefferson Forest High School 

Is a school full of Pot Heads. People who cant play sports. Sluttly whorish girls. And snotty rich kids. Has the highest STD and teenage pregnancy rate in Virginia.
"Hey Did you get any last night at that rich kid party? Yeahhh mann i got the slutty chick from Jefferson Forest High School, and I mean DAYUMM hopefully i didnt get an STD!"
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