Forchhing 

Forchhing- or Forchhmaxxing, is the act of placing feces in the eyes or on the eyelids and afterwards, scraping the fecal matter out with a eating utensil- usually a fork or spoon.

I was Forchhing with my buddy ronald.

Forchhing by heymanthazcool April 19, 2024

forcing it

when someone overdoes something... like taking a joke or comment to far... exaggerating something too much...

kid: "Yo that kid was so tall, he was like 8'9"..."
friend: "Nah, you're forcing it. He was like 6'1".

friend: "I was like 2 feet tall when I was 10 years old."
kid: "No, now you're forcing it... you were like 5'1"..."

forcing it by Papi Primo December 14, 2008

forcing it

Used when when someone is overacting to a subject or dressed in a strange fashion. A hard phrase to master forcing it is a interesting subject of conversation. When you you are forcing may be debated.

(teacher walks passed)

Girl 1: look at her!
Girl 2: Yeah girl! I mean she straight forcing it trying to wear pink and purple WITH green pants!

forcing it by youknowhowhat October 12, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by aweeze April 2, 2010

forcing an owl to jog at noon 

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by num421337 April 2, 2010

fotchling

Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.

Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.

fotchling by Totch June 13, 2007

d-forcing 

D-forcing is the act of playing music of the dragonforce variety very loudly at passers buy whilst in a car, in order to gain their attention and also to cause surprise. The idea is to have the music set very loudly but paused, so that when a target (a person at the side of the road) is about next to the car, you can press play and "d-force" them. It is important to know that having the windows down will greatly increase impact. For added effect a shout from the people in the car can be used to gain attention just before the music is played.

In a sentence: "You've been d-forced fool!" and "Whoa! I've been d-forced" or "Lets go d-forcing"

d-forcing by BPJ Productions May 26, 2008