fotchling

Animal version of a Foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, Fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.

Did you get your new one eyed puppy from the RSPCA ?

No it's a fotchling I found outside the pub.

fotchling by Totch June 13, 2007

Fitching up 

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

Fitching up by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012

Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

Fitching by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

Fitching by MMath January 6, 2012

Botchling

A physically disabled or mentally retarded child.

Karen is a sweet girl, but you can tell by the way she walks she is a botchling.

Botchling by Erushbass June 3, 2015

Fetching 

very attractive; capturing interest;

"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"

Fetching by Lauren16 August 21, 2006

frotching 

The act of making frotches. Often happens when a female frotch and a male frotch decide to mate, thus producing a very pale baby with orange freckles and bright red hair.

After nine months since they first started frotching, the two frotches had a baby ginger!

frotching by unomelykwo January 20, 2010