ForTex

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Very stupid person who is flooding in IRC.

No-one has survived after seeing him.

ForTex by Flibo February 13, 2005

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Fortex

A big fat autistic little kid that only plays fortnite in minecraft in roblox. Also he/she has a small dick and gets no bitches and only likes big hairy oily gorillas.

Me: you are a fortex!

You: No way im a fortex, im probably going to play fortnite in minecraft in roblox now. and also i have a small schwans. and i almost forgot, i dont get bitches.

Me: I knew it!

Fortex by GITTA GOAT March 15, 2024

Related Words

ForTex • precuntal fortex • forte • Forex • forted • fartex • footex • foretext • fortean • Forters

precuntal fortex

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.

Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.

precuntal fortex by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

Dirty Forte by 420guy April 29, 2015

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

Pulled a Forte by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

Fortesa

Fortesa is perfect.

Fortesa is the best.

Fortesa by Forto January 30, 2018

Will Forte

The nicest cast member of SNL. Gentle and hilarious.

We need more Will Forte's in this world.

Will Forte by Fallonized November 15, 2004

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026