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Fortex
A big fat autistic little kid that only plays fortnite in minecraft in roblox. Also he/she has a small dick and gets no bitches and only likes big hairy oily gorillas.
Me: you are a fortex!
You: No way im a fortex, im probably going to play fortnite in minecraft in roblox now. and also i have a small schwans. and i almost forgot, i dont get bitches.
Me: I knew it!
You: No way im a fortex, im probably going to play fortnite in minecraft in roblox now. and also i have a small schwans. and i almost forgot, i dont get bitches.
Me: I knew it!
Fortex by GITTA GOAT March 15, 2024
precuntal fortex
The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.
precuntal fortex by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020
Dirty Forte
the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
Dirty Forte by 420guy April 29, 2015
Pulled a Forte
A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.
Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"
Firefighter: SILENCE
Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
Firefighter: SILENCE
Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"
Pulled a Forte by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012
Will Forte
Will Forte by Fallonized November 15, 2004
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026