Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.
Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.
Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?
Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.
Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol
A desperate, last second attempt made by an individual at a bar, or party, who has not secured any coital relations for the evening. The individual drinks past his limit, then stands in front of the bar, or party, and vomits all over the place. This is an attempt to gain sympathy from a passing female individual, who will then take the individual back to his house or her house, where the gentleman will have a chance of making sex to the woman.
Larry: "How do you keep getting so shit-faced, yet still manage to make sex to the women?"
Bill: "Dude, its easy! You got to go chummin' for chicks!"
Alright, so you did, don’t do this shit. Like really I could’ve been a guy in a white van, but you would’ve just walked right in before I offered anything. Be lucky this is just urban and nothing serious, but yeah, don’t do this shit.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!