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Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)
In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.
In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.
by Cds July 25, 2009
Get the aipfaavkkgg mug.A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
Get the cock hawk mug.inj. A remark that expresses disbelief toward something.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.
v. Like owned, except more universal and doesn't make you look like a noob when you say it. Can be applied to anything you want.
inj. Kevin: Man I just dropped all my cigarettes. James: Whored.
v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.
v. Michael Jordan whored all his competition. I just got whored by an ace on the river.
by Cds April 21, 2006
Get the whored mug.In education, a quiz that is worth more than a standard quiz, but not worth as much as a test.
word origin: I was trying to say "quiz" but was thinking "test" in my head, and the responding word was "qwez".
word origin: I was trying to say "quiz" but was thinking "test" in my head, and the responding word was "qwez".
by Cds May 2, 2006
Get the Qwez mug.(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.
2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.
3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
Get the sploof mug.Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"
by Cds October 20, 2006
Get the obv mug.Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.
Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
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Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.
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Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?
Good person at poker: Like I care.
Good person at poker: Like I care.
by Cds April 18, 2005
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