After running you fart and it is extremely wet due to the sweat running down your ass crack. You have the dexterity to take a spoon, stick it between your crotch, then place it in your mouth to eat the residue.
After running around the track, I got home and did a nice Foppy.
To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft
Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.