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After running you fart and it is extremely wet due to the sweat running down your ass crack. You have the dexterity to take a spoon, stick it between your crotch, then place it in your mouth to eat the residue.
After running around the track, I got home and did a nice Foppy.
Foppy by RidleyKid January 20, 2009
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During sexual intercourse a man shaves his eyebrows then places them onto a cheesecake and feeds it to the females dog and screams "JACKPOT!!"
Dude i foppy your mom all the time
Foppy by blopster February 18, 2009
A weak small red orb enemy from Earthbound. They appear in Master Belch’s factory and are similar to the Fobby.
Paula attacks! 85 HP of damage to the Foppy!
Foppy by Ego Orb May 12, 2022

Soppy foppy

Soppy foppy by Floppy soppy December 8, 2018

smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft
Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ
smash with a floppy by tybjack December 14, 2016

Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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