Foot in your Ass 

The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.

"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"

"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."

"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."

Foot in your Ass by cr8s April 29, 2012

my foot in your ass

This is what will happen if you are an annoying person. It could happen when you act stupid at the bars around drunk people that are twice the size of you.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!!!"

my foot in your ass by Lord Chacal October 11, 2005

stick a foot in your ass 

what you say when your angry

Peter you little shit! Imma stick a foot in your ass!!!

stick a foot in your ass by flickex November 15, 2014

my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.

My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

my foot in your ass by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

break my foot off in your ass 

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)

Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.

break my foot off in your ass by Faiella December 7, 2007

Snap my foot off in your ass 

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

Snap my foot off in your ass by kolakommando May 6, 2018