Foolski

The rookie name for a Broski. A young Broski hanging out with older broskis. Name is considered a light form of hazing for being new to the group.

Dude, this guy is a complete idiot, glad hes a foolski and not a Broski!! He has alot to learn!!

by TDAWG1990 May 26, 2010

footski

a foot-job; the act of a female partner jerking a male off with her feet; the most horrifying job a man can get

term is used in "Superbad" when the officer describes to Fogul what women do to men where he is from. He uses the term "footski"

by Footski February 19, 2008

Foolskin

the one one who fools around with skin

Stop foolskin around over their.

by connor brendon chin November 1, 2008

Foolspinning

1) The act of making closetalkers who believe they must stand directly in front of you slowly rotate around you by turning 45 degrees every few seconds, which causes them to move in front of you again, and doing all of this without the closetalker even realizing it, thus making them look like an idiot.

2) An up and coming sport in the Southern U.S.

Dillon won at foolspinning by making Adam circle him 1 1/2 times!

by El Diablo 3000 January 26, 2009

foolsmith

One that forges and shapes foolishness, similar to how a blacksmith would forge and shape iron.

The foolsmith start quacking like a duck during the president's state of the union address.

by cool4dude November 7, 2005

footskie

footskie (in Dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect penis is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot vagina (see fagina )). The footskier (participant using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect penis of the footskiee (participant with erect penis) at variable speeds and variable fagina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves ejaculation or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee dick slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty-ass feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier's face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.

I met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.

by JohnnyThreeLegs January 14, 2008

foolshit

noun.
1. Bullshit originating from, related to, or otherwise connected to fools.
2. Usually preceded by "Fuck that-"; eg "Fuck that foolshit"
3. Originated from an online chess player from China, whom, not knowing the rule of 'en passant', saw his oppenent's pawn move behind his own and exclaimed "You cheater! That's foolshit!" Ironically, he was the one that was really full of foolshit.

"Dude, cake rules. Pie just can't compete," said Dave.
"FUCK THAT FOOLSHIT!" responded Inigo. "Pie will fuck cake up any day of the week!" Inigo then stabbed Dave and was elected President of the Earth.

or

Dingus: This pie is pretty good.
Lumpy: This cake is so much better.
Hesh: SHUT UP! Hesh wants SEX! Kibbles, come here and give Hesh SEX!
Kibbles: (silence)
Dingus: (silence)
Lumpy: (silence)
Dingus: (coughs)
Lumpy: You sick?
Dingus: No.

by anth kim September 20, 2003