footskie 

footskie (in Dutch, footsky ): slang for the act of masturbation in which an erect penis is stationed between two feet (both feet are bottom-to-bottom, forming a foot vagina (see fagina )). The footskier (participant using feet) proceeds to stroke the erect penis of the footskiee (participant with erect penis) at variable speeds and variable fagina-squeezing intensities until the footskiee either a) achieves ejaculation or b) can no longer take the pain of the friction caused by the unsanitary, calloused feet; at which point, the footskiee dick slaps the footskier for not cleaning their nasty-ass feet, resulting in the transfer of fungus to the footskier's face, rendering the footskier anti-social for the next 3 to 6 weeks.

I met that girl in a bar, and 15 minutes later she was giving me a footskie in the mens room.

footskie by JohnnyThreeLegs January 14, 2008

text footsie 

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.

At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!

text footsie by OttoPup January 8, 2014

Footsie 

As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?

Footsie by George April 22, 2004

Footsies 

A strategy used in Fighting Games like Street Fighter. It uses ground normal moves as pokes to keep an opponent at a certain distance. The goal is to move within distance to land your own moves, and also to move out of range of your opponent's moves.

Jim's footsies game is pretty bad, he whiffed most of his attacks and got punished for it.

Footsies by seefu November 17, 2016

Footsies 

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.

I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.

Footsies by andrewc1117 August 3, 2007

footski 

a foot-job; the act of a female partner jerking a male off with her feet; the most horrifying job a man can get

term is used in "Superbad" when the officer describes to Fogul what women do to men where he is from. He uses the term "footski"

footski by Footski February 19, 2008

Southern Footsie 

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.

Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.

Southern Footsie by Bazooman September 6, 2010