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a foot-job; the act of a female partner jerking a male off with her feet; the most horrifying job a man can get
term is used in "Superbad" when the officer describes to Fogul what women do to men where he is from. He uses the term "footski"
footski by Footski February 19, 2008
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text footsie 

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.
At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!
text footsie by OttoPup January 8, 2014
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As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.
Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?
Footsie by George April 22, 2004
Word of the Day on June 28, 2007

Footsies 

A strategy used in Fighting Games like Street Fighter. It uses ground normal moves as pokes to keep an opponent at a certain distance. The goal is to move within distance to land your own moves, and also to move out of range of your opponent's moves.
Jim's footsies game is pretty bad, he whiffed most of his attacks and got punished for it.
Footsies by seefu November 17, 2016

Footsies 

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.
I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.
Footsies by andrewc1117 August 3, 2007

Southern Footsie 

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.
Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.
Southern Footsie by Bazooman September 6, 2010
When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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