Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

text footsie 

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.
At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!
text footsie by OttoPup January 8, 2014
Related Words
As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.
Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?
Footsie by George April 22, 2004
Word of the Day on June 28, 2007

Footsies 

A strategy used in Fighting Games like Street Fighter. It uses ground normal moves as pokes to keep an opponent at a certain distance. The goal is to move within distance to land your own moves, and also to move out of range of your opponent's moves.
Jim's footsies game is pretty bad, he whiffed most of his attacks and got punished for it.
Footsies by seefu November 17, 2016

Footsies 

the act of kicking each other playfully under something that would usually hide it. usually it is given away by facil expressions such as laughing.
I would have gotten away with playing footsies with Tina, if she hadn't laughed and made everybody look.
Footsies by andrewc1117 August 3, 2007

Southern Footsie 

The act of using the arches of your feet to jack off someone while swimming in the lake.
Brian blew the biggest load in his pants from the southern footsie that Amanda gave him while we were all in the lake.
Southern Footsie by Bazooman September 6, 2010
When one commits an act of headassery, without knowing it is incorrect, multiple times.

Someone who does/says something really stupid consistently.
"Daniel just told me that ketchup was in barbecue sauce."

"God, He's such a footshit."
footshit by Tom LaFoolery May 3, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more