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april fools day 

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.
Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!
april fools day by Basil March 31, 2005

April Fools Day 

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.
Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

Mayan Fools Day 

12/21/12

They sure got us good
The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.
Mayan Fools Day by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012

april fools day 

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
april fools day by neen April 2, 2004

December Fools Day 

December 21, 2012 The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.

THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.
Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.
December Fools Day by clintonk March 5, 2011