6 definitions by neen

christina aguilera

singer who goes round slagging people off who's figure isn't as 'good' as hers

christina: 'when i see a girl with big boobs and no bum, im like wat happened to her'

by neen March 10, 2004

tis a song and a swear word but it is also a secret rite, hell-bent or holy

by neen January 23, 2004

jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail

by neen March 11, 2004

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks

by neen April 2, 2004

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub

by neen July 16, 2004

boy who permantly sounds like hes holding his nose!

mrs teacher: peter can u talk probably wiv out holding yor nose.

peter:i am

by neen March 10, 2004