jlo

a bitch that thinks she can sing

jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail

by Neen March 11, 2004

april fools day

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks

by neen April 02, 2004

christina aguilera

singer who goes round slagging people off who's figure isn't as 'good' as hers

christina: 'when i see a girl with big boobs and no bum, im like wat happened to her'

by Neen March 10, 2004

jub jub

nuffer name for a bath tub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub

by neen July 16, 2004

sacrament

tis a song and a swear word but it is also a secret rite, hell-bent or holy

tis true love! sorry!

by neen January 23, 2004

peter v

boy who permantly sounds like hes holding his nose!

mrs teacher: peter can u talk probably wiv out holding yor nose.

peter:i am

by Neen March 10, 2004