Fonuts 

Fake donuts: healthy donuts that are baked, not fried and/or: gluten, sugar, lactose etc free, Vegan, etc (basically taking everything fantabulous that makes a donut a donut)=A Fonut!!

I'll take a half dozen glazed fonuts.

Fonuts by AvaD. March 28, 2020

Constant guard fonts 

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.

I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts

Constant guard fonts by Yagoah May 12, 2011

same person different fonts 

when you and someone else have such similar personalities but are two different versions of it

person 1: “me and rebecca have such similar styles and act the same way lol”
person 2: “yea you two are the same person different fonts”

same person different fonts by kiwiemoyeehaw July 12, 2021

ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.

Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*

ifb no fonts by fankyoulove October 24, 2020

nature's fonts

Nature's Fonts fall under the category of Breasts As cited from the list of 2443 filthy words and phrases compiled by George Carlin.

The good lord has written that young lady with bold nature's fonts.

nature's fonts by The keeper of the cheese October 19, 2013

Fornuts

When somebody gets nutted in (probably four times), and falls asleep without washing.

"Ew. Stay away from that chick, bro. She smells like fornuts. Gross!!!"

Fornuts by RealOGS February 17, 2019

Fonus 

When you’re distracted but then are called on to give a response so you have to muster some sort of plausible answer.

Wow… That was such a BS fonus answer. Try it again.

Fonus by Beccafromsweetwater March 13, 2022