Definitions by Yagoah

Constant guard fonts 

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.

I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts

Constant guard fonts by Yagoah May 12, 2011

Flumping 

The act of two obese people having sweaty, fatty sex. Generally accompanied by the flat sound of skin flapping against skin, as well as by general walrus-like bellowing.

"Dude, I couldn't sleep at all cause my roommate was flumping that fat chick all night long"

Flumping by yagoah April 22, 2009