Fornuts

When somebody gets nutted in (probably four times), and falls asleep without washing.

"Ew. Stay away from that chick, bro. She smells like fornuts. Gross!!!"

Fornuts by RealOGS February 17, 2019

Fornus 

Lucky powder that "fornits" throw at people (crazy people who believe in them like Reg Thorpe´s of stephen king´s story Ballad of the Flexible bullet) and grants special powers to write. They hate, electricity and radium crystals in the phones, they´re fond to peanut butter, and other sweet stuff.

Fornit some fornus, I need some fornus in my writing machine

Fornus by buchsbaum July 14, 2010

Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.

1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.

Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007

Fornits

1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.

1.) Don't look at me... the fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on the place at Fornits.

Fornits by ILoveLucy December 14, 2008

forknuts 

The act of accidentally broadcasting information to the public which was meant to be secret. Usually a harmless mistake.

Example 1: The competition results were meant to be a secret, but Joe did a forknuts and gave them to a newspaper three days ahead of schedule.

Example 2: Phil's surprise birthday party was planned down to the tiniest detail. The venue was set, guests invited and best of all, Phil didn't have a clue what was happening! Unfortunately one of the organisers, Sally, had a forknuts moment and asked Phil if he was looking forward to the party. The surprise was ruined.

forknuts by Jean Moulin June 5, 2013

forknuts 

dude with big balls

that guy has big balls, he's a real forknuts

forknuts by CandyVanMan October 18, 2015

furnuts 

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.

Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.

furnuts by David Poots March 23, 2008