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1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.
Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007
1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... the fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on the place at Fornits.
Fornits by ILoveLucy December 14, 2008

Constant guard fonts 

An insanely long email chain sent accidentally to a ton of people at Digitas.

Can also be a picture of adorable dogs in business suits.
I'm totally getting fired because of these !&@^# constant guard fonts

same person different fonts 

when you and someone else have such similar personalities but are two different versions of it
person 1: “me and rebecca have such similar styles and act the same way lol”
person 2: “yea you two are the same person different fonts”

fonics monkey 

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.
Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh
fonics monkey by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.
Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*
ifb no fonts by fankyoulove October 24, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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