Fontram

Vicarious embarrassment. The feeling associated with being embarrassed on behalf of a third party.

You experience fontram when your friend is so drunk she shits her pants in public.

by FlorinP April 10, 2011

Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!

Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!

by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010

fontrum

The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.

1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.

by BrockIII September 22, 2005

fontra

The crushing, humiliating, ass-clenching embarrassment you feel for someone else which is so painful you can't even watch whatever they're doing.

"Did you see George Galloway dancing on Celebrity Big Brother? Total fontra."

by astrocraft January 18, 2006

fontrum

Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions.

When I saw that he had tried to hit on his underage stepsister even though he knew that they were about to be related and she was 14 I felt a tremendous amount of fontrum for him.

by Benjie Porecki May 15, 2006

fontractor

A temporary worker, usually recruited for a short term project, which during the job appears to be utterly useless.

Bloody hell, this new fontractor is a real piece of shit!

by wapz June 17, 2008