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to get screwed over, not to be confused with to get screwed or laid
Friend 1: Hey, did you have a good weekend with your girlfriend?

Friend 2: Nah, I got fong'ed over.
Fong'ed by theHoopster March 27, 2011
To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.

(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”

“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”

“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”

“Sure did!”
Fonged by LloydRay October 31, 2017
1) To be struck with an obvious answer or response, when asking a question (usually with implied connotations).

2) To get an unintended answer.
Bob: Hey George, how do you make your long distance calls? (really asking if he used a calling card or etc.)

George: The telephone.

"Bob was fonged."
Fonged by ibejason May 4, 2003
To fong something means to post it on social media and then delete it.

The usage of this word comes from the social media behavior of Gary Fong, a "rockstar" of the photography world and the creator of a line of photography products, such as the Gary Fong Puffer (a device to soften your on camera flash). He is known for weighing in on a variety of topics from the photography world to the economy. He frequently posts status updates on Facebook or posts comments on Twitter, which mysteriously disappear after a short period of time (from a few hours to a few days.)
Jody: "Did you see that status update Jane posted last night? She really slammed Dave's behavior."

Mary: "It seems to be gone now. She must have fonged it."
fonged by phantographer October 28, 2013
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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Ajumma wait a moment
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