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short for "headphones"

Hey do you have an extra pair of fones?

Fones by BreadbasketGangsta March 3, 2011

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FONEE

Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.

(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.

FONEE by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

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Related Words

fonesex • fonest • fone • Finesse • fineshyt • finessed • finessing • finessement • finessin' • finesse god

finesseyoswagger

step your game up

"no, I'm not feelin your cornball ass...you need to finesseyoswagger!"

finesseyoswagger by rhenvar January 13, 2010

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finestine

a sexy hot woman that is also super smart aka fine and einstine = finestine

your so smart and sexy your finestine baby

finestine by sunillovesfun January 5, 2009

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Finessed

1: (General Use) Meaning to steal from someone or to scam them.

2: (Gaming) To outplay someone.

Person 1: "Yo, how much you pay for this bag? Ain't nothin' in here but grass, fam."

Finessed Person: "Nigga what?"

Person 1: "Bruh, you got finessed."

Finessed by 3i5 December 14, 2016

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finesse the plug

To trick trick the person who supplies you with narcotics into giving you more than you pay for.

Person 1: I am going to go finesse the plug for a brick.
Person 2: Be careful, he has been selling shit a long time, and I heard he don't play.

finesse the plug by FinesseLord August 13, 2016

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foesad

Acronym for "fuck off eat shit and die". This term is often used in a hostile way, not in the joking ways that "fuck" would be used.

1) Holy crap you just crashed into my car! Foesad you prick!

2) How could jimmy cheat on me like that? I hope he just foesad's

foesad by shldg September 7, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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