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when a girl takes a crap, but before she wipes, her man rubs 1 nut around her anus rim encasing the nut in chocolatty goodness (girl fecal matter). after the nut is properly chocolafied the girl turns around and has herself a fondoo treat by sucking the nut of all the chocolatty goodness.

"Sarah came home from Taco Bell and had to take a dump. However, she wanted some dessert so she asked if we could make some fondoo"

fondoo by Jeffrow November 28, 2006

Words you can keep

Fondoo

One who shrugs shoulders for answers. Always gets the last laugh. Raises his eyebrow to certain statements

Yo, Fondoo what are you doing tonight? (shrugs shoulders). Why are you being a Fondoodoo? (evil laugh). Are you going to take Hennessy out? (raises eyebrow) "what?".

Fondoo by Hennesey April 16, 2007

Related Words

fondoodle • fondoogle • fondoo • fondookie • Fondoogling • fondoolie • Fondoom • Fondoosh • fondoozle • Fondoozled

space dog fondoo

When a Nigger bitch faggot (male or female) sprays diarrhea into their partners vagina or dick to use as lubricant. Main inspiration is for the Nigger chicken fuck

I needed a Nigger chicken fuck last week so I had to get a partner dedicated enough for space dog fondoo.

space dog fondoo by gangreen nigger bitch November 28, 2013

Fopdoodle

An old timey swear word that means insignificant fool or stupid person.

God! Anna's such a fopdoodle! She sold her car for gas money! Can you believe?

Fopdoodle by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

fongooliated

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

fongooliated by beegatzz April 18, 2010

fopdoodle

An insignificant fool.

John is a fopdoodle.

fopdoodle by Adamski July 5, 2006

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026