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when a girl takes a crap, but before she wipes, her man rubs 1 nut around her anus rim encasing the nut in chocolatty goodness (girl fecal matter). after the nut is properly chocolafied the girl turns around and has herself a fondoo treat by sucking the nut of all the chocolatty goodness.

"Sarah came home from Taco Bell and had to take a dump. However, she wanted some dessert so she asked if we could make some fondoo"

fondoo by Jeffrow November 28, 2006

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Fondoo

One who shrugs shoulders for answers. Always gets the last laugh. Raises his eyebrow to certain statements

Yo, Fondoo what are you doing tonight? (shrugs shoulders). Why are you being a Fondoodoo? (evil laugh). Are you going to take Hennessy out? (raises eyebrow) "what?".

Fondoo by Hennesey April 16, 2007

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Related Words

fondoodle • fondoogle • fondoo • fondookie • Fondoogling • fondoolie • Fondoom • Fondoosh • fondoozle • Fondoozled

space dog fondoo

When a Nigger bitch faggot (male or female) sprays diarrhea into their partners vagina or dick to use as lubricant. Main inspiration is for the Nigger chicken fuck

I needed a Nigger chicken fuck last week so I had to get a partner dedicated enough for space dog fondoo.

space dog fondoo by gangreen nigger bitch November 28, 2013

Fopdoodle

An old timey swear word that means insignificant fool or stupid person.

God! Anna's such a fopdoodle! She sold her car for gas money! Can you believe?

Fopdoodle by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

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fongooliated

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

fongooliated by beegatzz April 18, 2010

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fopdoodle

An insignificant fool.

John is a fopdoodle.

fopdoodle by Adamski July 5, 2006

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fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

fondouche by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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