fondoo

when a girl takes a crap, but before she wipes, her man rubs 1 nut around her anus rim encasing the nut in chocolatty goodness (girl fecal matter). after the nut is properly chocolafied the girl turns around and has herself a fondoo treat by sucking the nut of all the chocolatty goodness.

"Sarah came home from Taco Bell and had to take a dump. However, she wanted some dessert so she asked if we could make some fondoo"

by Jeffrow November 28, 2006

Fondoo

One who shrugs shoulders for answers. Always gets the last laugh. Raises his eyebrow to certain statements

Yo, Fondoo what are you doing tonight? (shrugs shoulders). Why are you being a Fondoodoo? (evil laugh). Are you going to take Hennessy out? (raises eyebrow) "what?".

by Hennesey April 16, 2007

space dog fondoo

When a Nigger bitch faggot (male or female) sprays diarrhea into their partners vagina or dick to use as lubricant. Main inspiration is for the Nigger chicken fuck

I needed a Nigger chicken fuck last week so I had to get a partner dedicated enough for space dog fondoo.

by gangreen nigger bitch November 28, 2013

Fopdoodle

An old timey swear word that means insignificant fool or stupid person.

God! Anna's such a fopdoodle! She sold her car for gas money! Can you believe?

by PistachioPond48 September 18, 2016

fongooliated

adjective

When things are screwed up beyond repair or when no matter what you do, you get screwed.
(derived from Italian "va fa coule" which in slang is pronounced as fongool)

I can't believe what's happening at work, it's so fongooliated. Everybody is being layed off.

by beegatzz April 18, 2010

fopdoodle

An insignificant fool.

John is a fopdoodle.

by Adamski July 5, 2006

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009