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A very ironic or cliche (cheesy) death or "fatal" mistake.
Me: Did you here about Bob?
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got fired from his job.
Me: ha! He got fired for jacking ten pairs of shoes!
Friend: I guess that his secret habit became his fondoom.
Fondoom by Double T from AZ January 13, 2008
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A word that means everything and nothing.
Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”
Fondoosh by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019
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fondoodle 

making your fingers dance in a very fast, almost vicious, manner with someone else. your fingers wiggle up, down, sideways, anyway you want. in doing this you imply that you want to engage in sexual intercourse at that very moment. the faster the fingers mean its going to be hot, kinky, filmworthy sex in the near future.
"when was your first time?"
"july 4th 2005."
"tell me about it"

and then kathryn pham described with great detail how she first intertwined fingers with chelsea sandlin under the firework filled night sky. that was the beginning of a very fondoodle filled night.
<3
fondoodle by KathrynFOSHIZZLED August 26, 2007

fondoozle 

To trick, weasel, pry, manipulate, or, lie, in order to steal, or gain something from someone with or without the persons knowledge.
Dad tried to fondoozle my pay check out of me.
fondoozle by aviator5315e March 7, 2012
(fon-dum)
Plastic interior piece commonly used by females, to protect the injection of male sperminius from entering the vagín and potentially impregnating said females.
- Pick me up some fondom's i'm tryin ta beat.

- Na, i ain't need no condoms, my bitch got a couple fondoms left...
fondom by Mikey 301 July 12, 2007

fondookie 

A dump that follows eating and immense amount of fondue. Also known as fonduece or fondump.
That guy was drinking so much and eating so cheese, that when he went skinny dipping later that night, he ended up laying a fondookie in the pool. He cleared the whole pool out when somebody noticed and yelled "We've got a code brown. Fondookie in the pool!"
fondookie by the comand'r October 5, 2013
to feel up or play with a member of the opposite sex
Josh got to fondoogle Jamie during the football game
fondoogle by thepuertorican September 22, 2005
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
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