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Fandicktion 

Other name for smut.
When two (or more) people have sex in a fanfiction and it’s described in details.
“Did you read that fandicktion?”
“Omg, yeah! That fandicktion was so good!”
Fandicktion by laughinlikeniall August 3, 2018

Lower Fenwick

In video, a lower 3rd of your audio chain, as created by Chris Fenwick of Office Hours. The audio chain is from microphone to computer for the daily Zoom call.
Tell us your audio chain through your lower Fenwick...
Lower Fenwick by Geekazine October 14, 2021
When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.
He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!
Fondick by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006

fenwick tree 

Also known as Binary Search Tree used by n00b programmers, it is the epidimy of hell and trash and jackass O(n^n) time
"You didn't get this job because you used Fenwick Trees." - worst nightmare of a software engineer

Fenwick Moment 

The period of silence between someone telling a terrible joke and everyone walking away.
"Aresenal or Titnam"
"..........."
"This is such a Fenwick Moment"
Fenwick Moment by Ey3coniic May 16, 2021

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window 

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.
If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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