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Follow on - the result of shitting ones self after trying to push out one last fart

Dave: dude you stink and what the f#ck is that on the back of your jeans?

Sid: Sorry man I failed to avoid the follow on!
follow on by mitchb1 November 16, 2007
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follow-on offering 

(FINANCE) issue of stock by a firm that already has stock in circulation.

Follow-on offerings account for a little over 83% of new finance capital raised on the NYSE. The other 17% was initial public offering (IPO).
Between 1 January and 31 August 2010, 46 companies had made an initial public offering on the NYSE; another 33 had made a follow-on offering. But while the IPO's accounted for $9.5 billion, the FOO's accounted for almost $55 billion.
follow-on offering by Abu Yahya September 29, 2010

Enforce the follow on 

Used traditionally on a Sunday when someone is being a buzzkill and refuses to get involved and continue boozing, claiming that they are too hungover.

When this happens a senior member of the group of mates calls the offender and enforces the follow on.

Stems from the cricket term 'enforcing the follow on', where a team must bat twice in a row because of a poor first innings.
'Hey mate, we are heading to the espy in an hour. Get a vibe and come down for a few throat charmers'

'Nah mate, got too over refreshed last night, I'm battling.'

'Sorry mate, I'm going to have to enforce the follow on.'
Enforce the follow on by Robbie-M October 24, 2011

the follow on 

whe two gay dudes are pumping but the one behind cums too early and has to bend over for the other one to finish.
Roger: I spoofed too early so had to had to let Jam administer the follow on

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Follow me on Twitter 

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.
Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"
Follow me on Twitter by g2em4 July 11, 2023

I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest 

I'm the hottest person alive😘
"Do you know , I follow barbblinkinc on Pinterest"
"Well your the hottest person alive"
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