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Fobeling 

Contributing little or no value to present conversation, company, or environment. Others around the individual Fobeling often hate him/her, and in extreme situations wish that he/she were dead.

Those who have Fobled in the past or Fobel on a semi-frequent basis are encouraged to see a psychiatrist, regardless of their opinion on the general theory behind modern mental care.
Did you see Peter's post in broPAC the other day? He was totally Fobeling with that question about 100 Days...
Fobeling by Grahamrod March 8, 2011
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Fogeling 

The act of inserting a finger (anyones finger) into one's badonkadonk while practicing the act of masturbation.
Marvin the Masturbater "Hey this is some great porn"

Marvin's finger "Yeah it is, lets go masturbate!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Great idea, LETS START!"

1 hour later.........

Marvin the Masturbater " OH YEAH ALMOST FINISHED! HURRY FINGER! IN NOW!"

Marvin's Finger "Game Time!"

Marvin the Masturbater " Oh man that was some great fogeling. Don't be so rough next time, my bum hurts"
Fogeling by AttackTh3N!NJA February 26, 2011
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Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.
She's in his room so much, I wouldn't be suprised if in a year little foblings are running around.
fobling by BJBruce July 28, 2003

Fogeling 

Blowing your multi-million dollar fortune on under age prostitutes
"So apparently Jared's been fogeling his lottery winnings away"
Fogeling by Eric Grody September 28, 2015

Fogeling 

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a minor, à la Jared Fogel; statutory rape
He got 10 years in prison for fogeling a high school girl.
Fogeling by moosespelch October 23, 2015

Fogeling 

Transporting a minor person(s) across state lines in order to exchange money for sexual activities while maintaining a celebrity status, public office or similar high profile status.
The Justice Department is investigating Matt Gaetz as part of broader trafficking probe into another Florida politician for the act of fogeling.
Fogeling by hel112570 March 31, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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