FOAKES

Flip Out And Kill Everyone Syndrome
Most people who have FOAKES are ninjas or pirates. FOAKES is a mind condition that makes people flip out and just kill everyone.

The Ninja with FOAkES, killed everyone just because some kid dropped a spoon.

by Dracoon May 8, 2005

FOAKES

Flip out and kill everyone syndrome. used commonly around schools/post offices in America to describe the state of mind of the individual who had just ran in and let rip with an ak47.

Steve had no friends and smells, due to this he developed FOAKES and now his classmates share a coffin

by Palskcoc December 30, 2006

Ninn Foakes

An absolute bell-end. An arse shaft with the intellectual capacity of a small dog turd. The biggest wank captain on the nonce squad. The type of slack jawed dolt to buy a vape and break it by giving it a sloppy blowjob. A creature born in the black depths of the Tarskavaig lagoon. A perpetual virgin that enjoys the smell of his own body-odor. A slope-headed dolt who doesn't require a condom because his sperm are too thick to find their way up his shaft even though they have hardly any distance to cover. The only discernible talent the Ninn actually possesses is to make the world's biggest ignoramuses feel like total geniuses with multiple PhDs and IQs reaching into the high thousands. When he was born his own parents tried to reject him in the manner of the Spartans but failed because the bottom of the cliff they threw him off was so disgusted it ran away.

I hope Ninn Foakes drowns in his own wank sweat.

by Lhistopher Cree February 20, 2018

Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

temmie flakes

an orignal breakfast

this morning i had temmie flakes. i have AIDS now

by lego adam November 8, 2016

coco flakes

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.

I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.

by Cocobutter February 4, 2015