fly swatter 

it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too

"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."

fly swatter by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009

fly swatter 

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

fly swatter by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

Fly Swatter 

When a man is about to cum he pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagaina. He then proceeds to smack her vagaina and run away.

Evan-Brooo, did you hear Poter gave Tirzah a Fly Swatter.

Bucket-Whats a Fly Swatter?
Evan- He came on her vagina and the pussy smacked her.

Fly Swatter by yeboiskinny January 15, 2021

fly-swatter 

In snowboarding: A fall caused by catching an edge and falling forward, slapping the ground very quickly and forcefully

Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.

fly-swatter by The Sticks Doctor March 14, 2006

Fly-Swatter 

To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass

Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!

Fly-Swatter by wdsloot November 18, 2010

fly swatter touchdown dance 

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.

Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

fly swatter touchdown dance by Daskys October 5, 2012

Alabama Fly Swatter

When a man squeezes his scrotem so his testicles bulge (also known as a brain) and another person ( male or female ) pulls a suprise attack an flicks it.

My balls were numb after hogarth gave me an Alabama fly swatter.

Alabama Fly Swatter by jaybell1945 November 19, 2010